Look at this, it's like the devil, or grim reaper or something on a phone. And it says "U BUSY TODAY?" hahah. That's funny right? I thought it was pretty funny. Also why does he have a CORDED telephone? Get with the times dude am I right? Anyway, slap this baby onto your fresh new leather jacket or whatever and make sure everyone around you knows that you mean business!! And also that if they make plans with you they could potentially lose their life.. 3 inch embroidered patch with iron-on backing, although I suggest sewing a couple corners just to make sure it's extra firm.