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These shorts will serve as a reminder to everyone around you that you could go absolute goblin mode at the drop of a dime.. BEWARE!!
Super lightweight - Elastic waist with plenty of stretch, but also strings on the inside to tighten if you need. Front AND back pockets - 6" inseam for an above the knee fit. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT??
*NEW & IMPROVED DESIGN* 4-way stretch, elastic waist with hideaway drawstring, quick drying material 78% cotton, 19% poly, 3% spandex
